A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
Pewdiepie made is sound better
by Whoisheba August 16, 2017
Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
by EnglandTheCity July 2, 2017
by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017
jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
by emo trash June 19, 2017
A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch
by Not You And Not Them Either June 18, 2017
Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE
by Kobe639 June 11, 2017