God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

by DJFudrucker June 01, 2017

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017

God Church

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better

by Whoisheba August 16, 2017

God Church

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"

Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"

by EnglandTheCity July 02, 2017

God Church

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.

"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17

by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017

God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019