God church

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017

God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 04, 2018

God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

by DJFudrucker June 01, 2017

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017

god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song

drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)

by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017