When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.
" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"
by Datguysteve April 8, 2022
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as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"
Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
by mouu August 25, 2022
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A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.
"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
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the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018
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A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny
Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball

Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer
by mikey699924 June 5, 2022
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A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 16, 2023
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A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.
by Jhbhu January 22, 2018
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