the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed
last night i gave jasmine a scooter
by dptreetment December 24, 2007
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A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
by Eggulf Hitler June 11, 2012
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to have ones balls placed on your chin
Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??
by CSTAR November 21, 2006
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taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur
When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.
by Shannabeth February 7, 2011
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A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time
What’s up scooter ?
Scooters here, OH THEYRE FIGHITN THEYRE FIGHTIN
by Piercen C January 5, 2019
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The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey
Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."
by tokyo82 November 30, 2018
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The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.
Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!
by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008
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