by djchrissy August 19, 2004
Aldi's biggest rival.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.
Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.
In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.
Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.
In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.
Mark: That Hobo on the street corner bought the local Lidl.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.
by Cosmobeam September 2, 2008
Tesco? Expensive
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago
by AshamedVids/YT/ June 3, 2019
The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.
The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
1.(Noun) A cheap ass store, resembling a 99 cent store in the USA. This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
1.John : Wow, did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
by Thibi February 3, 2008
a german supermarket. the worst in quality supermarket in greece. greeks make fun of them by saying the bad quality for example: ai gut uh deektsionery frawm leedle end ai bikeim da masta awf speling!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!
i bought an antivirus from lidl and my computer got embola. birthday cake from lidl for a really sad birthday.
by spongebob202red September 17, 2015
by YouCanCallMeL December 7, 2006