by AdrianBourke August 1, 2006
Jeff: The single most hip individual in the Universe. He is incredibly beautiful, speaks 23 languages, and plays every musical instrument ever invented. He is loved by all that meet him and in fact the Grateful Dead actually followed Jeff across the country for over 15 years. Women can not be in his presence for more than 20 minutes because of dehydration risk. This is due to the spontaneous orgasms they experience upon laying their eyes on him. Jeff is also the kindest person in the Universe and once kissed a sloth which later turned it into Taylor Swift.
Jeff only speaks to beautiful women. If you find yourself in the presence of Jeff you should first give the 2 finger peace sign salute in greeting. Jeff will then bless you by granting 3 wishes. Aftweward, Jeff will fly you to his bungalow on the dark side of the moon and make mad passionate love to you for a minimum of 14 hours. At which point he will stop and make you breakfast. All your former friends will hate you for the perfection you have then become.
Jeff only speaks to beautiful women. If you find yourself in the presence of Jeff you should first give the 2 finger peace sign salute in greeting. Jeff will then bless you by granting 3 wishes. Aftweward, Jeff will fly you to his bungalow on the dark side of the moon and make mad passionate love to you for a minimum of 14 hours. At which point he will stop and make you breakfast. All your former friends will hate you for the perfection you have then become.
by Pangean February 9, 2017
The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.
Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.
by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019
The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.
by greytiger18 October 8, 2019
The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.
He just has it.
He just has it.
by thepersonwhorocks October 22, 2011