Zuzikist 

Zuzikist - is a man of 35-50 years of age. He is distinguished by the fact that he has a wife and children, but he is an alcoholic and likes to write obscenities online. Often he can write on his social network page that he wants sex, wants to get laid. Thinks that no one will see his writings, thinks it is incognito, or a request to "Google". He often has fake pages of girls in his friends on social networks (VK, X or Facebook) that skam people for intimate photos. It's kind of like a skoof. Often misspelled

"Я хочу секса сдевушкой"
"Хачу секса"
"Секс"
"Секс порнухе"
"Секс здевушками с города"
Отрывки записи со стены на странице в ВК одного из зюзикистов, найденных на имиджборде 2ch.
"I want to have sex withachick."
"I went to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex vithgirls from city"
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zyuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
"Однажды я лазил по ВК и 2ch и встретил очередного лоха-зюзикиста, который писал всякую поебень на своей странице, то что он хочет секс и писал под фотками телок хуйню"
"One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"

Zuzikist by Rundir June 10, 2024

Zuzikist 

A Zuzikist is a man of 35-50 years of age. What distinguishes him is that he has a wife and children, but he is an alcoholic and likes to write obscenities on the Internet. Often he may write on his social media page that he wants sex, wants to get laid. Thinks no one will see his writing, thinks it's incognito or a Google query. He often has fake girl friend pages on social media. It's kind of a scam. Often misspells.

"I want to have sex with a girl."
"I want to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex with girls from Voronezh."
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"

Zuzikist by Rundir June 10, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016