a. A male or female who is cool or awesome or prime. One who keeps it real and is very smooth while doing so. Also can be used to describe an event, place, person, or idea.
b. A type of beer cozy for bottleneck alcoholic beverages.
a. "Damn, that shit is zuba!" or "Those shorties is always zuba."
Offensive, racistslang term for an African-American. The term derives from the onomatapoeic sounds of African jungle music..."zuba zuba zuba zuba zuba." Often shortened to zube.
I knew that zuba in the convenience store would pick up a 40 oz. malt liquor.
That zuba plays rap music loud as hell all day long.
In the morning you put on a condom and keep it on all day. When you are doin' work, you take off the condom, bust your load on her, and put it back on for the rest of the day.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"