By far one of the sexiest girls on the planet. A super romantic, athletic, intellectual. She will challenge your wit and your willingness to commit but if you win her with charm she will cling to your arms. She has a love for art and is very infatuated with mountain side coffee shop vibes. A lover of classical music, she will never judge you for your niche and esoteric tastes.
J: Wow that girl is a stunner, she must be a Zothampari
A: How do you know?
J: She looks like she is glowing after biking 30 miles and is now on her way to go paint the Sistine Chapel.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!