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Zora Beans

A state of existence achieved by staying awake past 6:00 AM, fueled exclusively by the consumption of unroasted coffee beans and industrial-strength level of pure spite. A person in this state is technically "awake", but functions like a glitching NPC capable of extreme productivity or total mental collapse at any given second.
I haven't closed my eyes since Tuesday because I refuse to let my rival finish the project before me. I'm currently running on Zora Beans and I can hear my own heartbeat in 4k
Zora Beans by GUYTHATSPEAKS April 18, 2026
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