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A rolled up Marijuana cigarette used to smoke recreationally in order to inubriate oneself.
The product of one rolling up some dank weed in order to smoke it.
Person A: "hey man, bought some dank kush, fancy smoking a phat zoony"?
Person B: "yeah man, blaze it"

Person A: "what shall we do with our bag of sticky bud?"
Person B: "Roll it up into a fresh zoony bro"
Person A: "radical"
Zoony by snoopDeeOhDoubleGee February 13, 2014
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The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).
Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?
Zorny by DeafZebra January 29, 2014
Related Words
Zoony • zoomy • Zoon • zooty • zony • zoopy • Zooning • zooey • zooey deschanel • zoofy

Zooty Call 

A zoom booty call

"A zoom booty call, a zooty call if that is not what it is called it needs to be but I believe it is." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Bob: "Hey dude just had my first ever booty call on zoom. "
Steve: "You mean a zooty call? That is weak man."
Bob"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"
Bob: "Hey dud just had my first ever booty call on zoom."
Steve:"You mean a zooty call? That is weak man what were you doing touching your screen!"
Bob:"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"
A U.K term that means weed
"I steal the cakes from the bakery
Cause I'm hungry
Cause the zoogy gave me muchies"
zoogy by Zoogyzoogy November 21, 2013
Zoon is really fucking sexy and hes the hottest person you could even meet
omg look theres zoon
woah no way hes so fucking sexy i wanna marry zoon right now
yeah same
a term used in the song "big poppa" by biggie smalls, when he refers to getting zooty aka smoking the ganja
Yo man roll up that L i wanna get mad zooty
zooty by zooty June 26, 2007
I can't stand how the zonies migrate here every year
zony by dasmol February 17, 2004
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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