Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"
Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"
Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"
by superraiden0 February 8, 2006
When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
by Wombatish July 3, 2010
An extremely unattractive female sharing characteristics similar to that of the Futurama character: Lazy, disgusting and particularly glutenous.
The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.
The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.
by Fahad Haque February 21, 2009
See the spunk shuffle
When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning
I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
by Jamie Foxall March 1, 2008
a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
may attack when angry.
by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY June 22, 2007
A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
by Cockdriller April 18, 2010
The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.
by Toxin August 11, 2007