Zodiac signs

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac signs

Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it

Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I

Guy 2:dump her

by Stinkyboy69 February 10, 2021

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Bro...if you believe in these you're most likely a 13 year old white teen alt girl.

i'm not going to let the fucking stars decide how my personality is. zodiac signs are so wack

by will this show up 5 years l8r March 18, 2021

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Zodiac signs

Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.

14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself

by Fizzzyy August 27, 2021

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Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.

Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

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