1 definition by Dimethyl
Zimmerman (Past-tense: Zimmerman'd) - to provoke a physical altercation resulting in killing the target in self-defense; To provoke a fist-fight and shoot the opponent in self-defense;
1:"Did you hear about the shooting on Broadside & the Tollway?"
2:"Yeah, man, that guy got totally Zimmerman'd."
1:"Hey, he acted in self-defense! That other guy was a punk and hit him first."
1:"Honey, look, there's a guy in a hoodie walking down the block."
2:"Is he black?"
1:"I don't know but I'm scared, what should we do?"
2:"Where's my pistol, baby? I'm going to have to Zimmerman this one, be ready to call 911."
2:"Yeah, man, that guy got totally Zimmerman'd."
1:"Hey, he acted in self-defense! That other guy was a punk and hit him first."
1:"Honey, look, there's a guy in a hoodie walking down the block."
2:"Is he black?"
1:"I don't know but I'm scared, what should we do?"
2:"Where's my pistol, baby? I'm going to have to Zimmerman this one, be ready to call 911."
by Dimethyl July 8, 2013