Zero bitches 

Me

I get zero bitches

Zero bitches by Nobitchesman August 19, 2022

Zero bitches 

Another saying for you get absolutely no girls/pussy

Louie K gets absolutely zero bitches

Zero bitches by Ktmhazard216 June 7, 2022

Zero Bitches 

Somebody who got no game and zero hoes

Gustavo gets Zero Bitches

Zero Bitches by MrBubbles August 20, 2021

Zero bitches 

Someone who gets no girls/pussy

Avery Payne gets zero bitches

Zero bitches by Jack hackshaw April 8, 2023

zero (0) bitches

Having absolutely NO hoes whatsoever

Person 1: “Yo that man Tyler got zero (0) bitches bro”
Person 2: “Ik bro fr he must be lonely”

zero (0) bitches by Iwannaeffsasuke March 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020