A Gentrosexual man can change a plug, put up a shelf and have a thorough understanding of the offside rule but you also have your eyes on the important things in life.
Achieving your dreams, meeting the right girl and going on awesome adventures with your mates. A truly modern day Gentrosexual should be bloody proud.
A Gentrosexual is like a 21st century mix between Ryan Gosling, Clark Gable and Jack Wiltshere. Smoother than a slide at a waterpark with a slick hairdo to match, but also a proper bloke.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).