Zen Garden
Zen Garden by baylien November 24, 2018
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zen garden
Someone's downstairs area that is so frequently shaved, they aquire small bumps or prickly hairs. The bumps/hairs are the "pebbles" of the zen garden. Zen gardens are common amungst inexpierienced teenage girls and anyone so OCD about their pubes.
Guy: Ow! Your area's scratchy!
Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.
Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.
zen garden by Elmerrr:] February 8, 2010
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Zen garden
A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.
Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”
Zen garden by P1loxx April 17, 2022
Kentucky Zen Garden
After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
Kentucky Zen Garden by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010
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