1 definition by Elmerrr:]
Someone's downstairs area that is so frequently shaved, they aquire small bumps or prickly hairs. The bumps/hairs are the "pebbles" of the zen garden. Zen gardens are common amungst inexpierienced teenage girls and anyone so OCD about their pubes.
Guy: Ow! Your area's scratchy!
Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.
Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.
by Elmerrr:] February 9, 2010