A kid with the last name Zerega will be one of the biggest simps you will ever meet. Most likely will have a blonde girlfriend with a basic name like Liv.
Friend 1: Wow, Zerega most definitely takes it in the ass from his girl!
Friend 2: Hell yea he does! And he likes it too!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"