Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.

Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.

by yourbestie December 12, 2022

Zach Skarsinski

Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.

also, semen.

Zach Skarsinski

by Klon mon December 13, 2016

Zach Syndrome

Zach Syndrome is a disorder in which the person says the N-word randomly or in every single sentence.

Dude. He kept saying the N-word constantly. I think he has Zach Syndrome.

by CaptainH0ckey June 29, 2022

Freaky Zach

When you force a girl to give you a perm while hitting from the back

I pulled a freaky Zach with a gymnast last week

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.

Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.

by WLU03 December 5, 2022

Zach absher

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys

zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

zach reed

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.

Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.

by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 27, 2017