Yunusnachabe

Very small guy, he fell off a scooter and destroyed his ankle, he has a girlfriend named Anastasia she’s very small as well so they will definitely fit in the bed alright and the wedding will be very cheap because no need for chairs they just sit on there knees.
Yunusnachabe: say wallah cuz.
Us: hello how’s your small girl going.
Yunus: wow your jealous I got some one also I have a 3 million dollar house but I have to walk home everyday after school.
Us: but when when did anyone ask.
Yunus: ok fine fine can you help me break up with her please I’ll even call you daddy.
Us: yeah nah you sus as hell she’s all yours laters.
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