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Shit’s your thanks 

Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks
“I cleaned the dishes
Ok
“Well shit’s your thanks”

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!
1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?
your shit smells of roses by Joe September 5, 2005

your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character
1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"
your shit stinks by TrillWill June 16, 2012

your shit dont stank 

when someone is talking shit when they dont have power/support on the situation, this phrase is commonly used to throw 'em down
Shit Talker: fuck off my turf i hustle here
Gangsta: nigga shut tha fuck up, fuck nigga shut yo mouth, your shit dont stank bitch

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"