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Your old friend blue 

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung
That's bigger than life!!

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Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

your local old man 

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

your local old man 

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

How old is your grandpa? 

A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.