Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:
Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."
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A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)
by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004
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guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!
by kuree December 14, 2005
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During an argument, one can use Your Mom! to turn the tide in his/her favor. Used only when you know that you can't possibly win the fight with an actual reply. Also note that your oppenent can cancel Your Mom by repeating it after you.
Todd:...And that's why I'm right, Chris.
Chris: Yeah...but...your mom! Oh! It's on!
Todd: Oh yeah? Your mom too! Burn!
Chris: What? No, you can't do that! NOOOO!
by SgtSalad November 06, 2005
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An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.
Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!
by Nico April 26, 2005
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why?
You: Your Mom!
Me: Dude, really??
by kittlyabz January 01, 2012
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The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007
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