your couch 

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

your couch by imtheantelope June 29, 2008

Your Couch 

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

Your Couch by Mister Fahrenheit February 2, 2009

your couch 

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

your couch by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009

Fuck Your Couch 

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

Fuck Your Couch by Brickwell August 28, 2006

Pho Your Couch 

Similar to Fuck Your Couch, except instead of fucking it, you pour Vietnamese Noodle Soup all over it. This way the person's couch stinks like rotting beef noodle soup.

Black guy: May-ne, fuck yo couch, nigga!
Asian guy: Dough-ma, pho your couch! couch to expensive to do da sticky all over, but pho easy to crean up.

Pho Your Couch by 940Azn87 February 4, 2010

Nigga Fuck Your Couch 

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

Nigga Fuck Your Couch by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

fuck your couch nigger 

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

fuck your couch nigger by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006