Something you say after something happens... could be just about anything that would normally happen...especially potent in shitty situations... Another way of saying..."Ya.. that'll happen...", "Shit happens" etc... except way cooler....
1.) Chic#1: "Damn, dude I went out last night, got crunked, and ended up puking."
Chic#2: "Ya...you'll have that."
2.) "Damnit, I just washed my car, and now a bird pooped all over it!!!"
"Ya.. youll have that dude"
3.) Fuck, I banged this dude cause I thought he was hot and now he's being all annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!"
"D'oh, youll have that!"
Chic#2: "Ya...you'll have that."
2.) "Damnit, I just washed my car, and now a bird pooped all over it!!!"
"Ya.. youll have that dude"
3.) Fuck, I banged this dude cause I thought he was hot and now he's being all annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!"
"D'oh, youll have that!"
by pinuchic69 August 8, 2007
Get the You'll Have That mug.A phrase of southern origin which can be used interchangeably with phrases like "That's life" or "Shit Happens."
by I for one welcome our new soviet overlords November 29, 2006
Get the you'll have that mug.A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)
The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.
The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.
by Elliotttheneko August 12, 2021
Get the You'll never have this mug.this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.
the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.
the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.
lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."
by iLikebTags June 2, 2022
Get the once you go white, you'll never have to fight mug."Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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Get the You'll have that mug.Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.
Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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