you'll have that 

A phrase of southern origin which can be used interchangeably with phrases like "That's life" or "Shit Happens."

My dog just got run over!
Well you'll have that.

you'll have that by I for one welcome our new soviet overlords November 29, 2006

You'll Have That 

Something you say after something happens... could be just about anything that would normally happen...especially potent in shitty situations... Another way of saying..."Ya.. that'll happen...", "Shit happens" etc... except way cooler....

1.) Chic#1: "Damn, dude I went out last night, got crunked, and ended up puking."

Chic#2: "Ya...you'll have that."

2.) "Damnit, I just washed my car, and now a bird pooped all over it!!!"

"Ya.. youll have that dude"

3.) Fuck, I banged this dude cause I thought he was hot and now he's being all annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!"

"D'oh, youll have that!"

You'll Have That by pinuchic69 August 8, 2007

You'll have that 

A phrase your autistic mate uses when he doesn't know what to say

"Why are you such a cunt Al?"

"You'll have that"

You'll have that by Coffeysfilter November 7, 2021

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

You’ll have that on the big jobs. by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs 

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

I'll have you know that I was drunk 

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

I'll have you know that I was drunk by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

Youll have that on them big jobs

Youll have that on them big jobs

Example: ya youll have that on them big jobs

Youll have that on them big jobs by TheDPhimself March 12, 2022