football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

you bet your ass

means you can be absolutely sure

Don't you love the other chick?
you bet your ass I do.

by THEBEDBUG September 4, 2015

you bet your ass

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

by Anonymous November 18, 2002

you bet your bucket

Same as you bet. It means that you are completely sure of what you or someone else has said; certainly.

Coined by Tobuscus in his Tobuscus Animated Adventures #5 episode.

Gabuscus: You're starting a fund-raising campaign?!
Tobuscus: You bet your bucket I am!
Gabuscus: That's not even a saying!
Tobuscus: I was thinking we could raise money for weapons, so we could defeat the zombies.

by harvesterboy June 8, 2013

You bet your butt

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

You bet your bungy

To assure something will happen

person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am

by Imsorryicutyourlunch May 22, 2015

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 12, 2009