yolk

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1 ecstacy

2 foolish ugly idiot

3 thing, item, thingymajig

1 me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2 dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

by womoma April 18, 2005

yolk

slang for a defined musclature

the upper arm is like a fried egg, where the bicep is the yolk. this is your brain on supplements suckaaas.

by 'sight March 15, 2005

Yolk

To hit someone, usually in the face.

That nigga ran up on me too fast so I straight yolked em up.

by I am better than you March 28, 2005

Yolking

the act of deliberately wasting time while having other important responsibilities; most specifically related to academic obligations.

example #1- I have a midterm tomorrow but I'm just yolking.

example #2- I am a college student; yolkin' is my major.

by Ray2008 May 27, 2008

Yolks

A shapely woman, mainly in the buttocks and thigh region

"She thick but I don't want her yolks, I want all her federal reserve notes" - Mac Dre. "When she walks you can see her cheeks yolkin"

by Mack Road Valley High Type April 11, 2009

Yolk

Verb
The act of ejaculation. Used in bro culture when describing sexual encounters or lonely evenings.

1. I yolked a hot one down her throat last night, it was titty city.
2. I am gonna go yolk one out quick, be back in 10.
3. Did you yolk inside her? No? Only counts as half then.

by RocketRay August 15, 2014

yolk

a joke that is basically better than your entire existence

macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"

by porkiies January 20, 2020