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Yohji is a sexy mother fucker who will fuck your mom. (And possibly ur dad)
Guy 1: Wow that’s Yohji, I hope he doesn’t fuck my mom
Guy 2: lmao same
Yohji by Thicc octopus November 20, 2020
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Yohji is has the ultimate sex appeal. Your dad has most likely gotten pregnant because of Yohji.
Your dad: *sees Yohji* wow I think I’m pregnant now
You: fr?
Yohji by Thicc octopus November 20, 2020
Related Words
Yohji Kudou Yohji yojimbo yojit yohaira Yohei yohi yohimbe yojicon Yojith
Some loser that probably has 2 friends that are taller than him and calls 1 the n word along with the other friend.
Person 1: Hey look Yohji
Person 2 : RUN
Yohji by Miracle Oracle November 23, 2021

Kudou Yohji 

One of the Weiss (White) members, in Weiss Kreuz. A playboy, Yohji is usually seen flirting with the girls. He fights with a sort of steel wire, released from the watch he wears.
Even though there's no proof, most fangirls make him bisexual...don't want to deny Yohji the oppotunity to bed anyone just because of their gender. XD
Kudou Yohji by Abyssinian January 20, 2004
someone who likes toddlers. in short, worse than a lolicon.
Guy 1: What's worse than a lolicon?

Guy 2: a Yojicon. like you.
yojicon by Tachibana-san December 13, 2020
ummm...no.Actually it means bodygaurd in Japanese.Its also a movie by Akira Kurosawa.Starring Toshiro Mifune
Yojimbo is one of Kurosawa's greatest movies
yojimbo by (insert name here) December 11, 2003
An Asian male that became a lord in France in the 16th century. He was the first to introduce democracy in the world. He adapted the democracy system in a town in Dijon. He was vanished from the history because of the racists; however, he did exist and should be considered as one of the greatest leader in the world next to Tupac.

Also a word used for greeting mostly used by the Afro-Caribbean people.
Definition 1

Person 1: "Tupac is alive in cuba."

Person 2: "So as Yohei. Deep down in our heart"

Definition 2

Person 1: "HI"
Person 2: " Yohei"
Yohei by mustletree January 17, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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