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yupper-yapper

A small obnoxious yapping dog own by an equally obnoxious yuppie
I could tell right away by the bumper sticker 'Hillary' that the owner had a yupper-yapper in her car.
yupper-yapper by RSA12357 September 7, 2016

D1 Yapper 

Someone who professes in yapping, certified bachelors in yapology and wont shut the hell up for the life of them.
We got a d1 yapper over here
D1 Yapper by w1ree September 18, 2023

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.
Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!
yapper snapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

ultra yapper 

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.
The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.
ultra yapper by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!