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Yikes Joke 

A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.

Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"

Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar

Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.

Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
Yikes Joke by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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