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yesterfore 

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.
Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.
yesterfore by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

Yestertoday 

The technical yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep yet. When it's two am, you'd count the evening as part of today since you haven't gone to sleep yet. But you can't do this because it's technically a new day. So yesterday becomes yestertoday until you go to sleep or pass out.
4am at a kebab shop: "I just heard about this place from a friend yestertoday!"
Yestertoday by Solarion January 25, 2010

yesterdecade 

A portmanteau of the words "yesterday" and "decade", it is defined as the previous decade.
If the 80s was considered a yesterdecade, that makes the 90s the current decade.

Yesteryonder

The day before yesterday
Jason: When did you get back from your trip?
Alex: Oh...yesteryonder
Yesteryonder by Hmmnmnmnm August 29, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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