Yenney Zen 

Careful use of the roman nougat to achieve the pinnacle of sublime enlightenment. Attaining yenney zen involves ejecting one's own roman nougat on one's face and/or into one's own mouth. Due to the potency of the roman nougat, traditionally one uses ordinary runny ejections first, and builds up a tolerance.

He yenney zened and felt the power of the universe and all that has yet to be thought of and discovered before the eye of his mind within an instant, a moment of distinct clarity and realization.

That is a tough choice, I'm going to have to yenny zen before coming to a decision.

Yenney Zen by allirog October 30, 2009