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Yellow 5 

An ingredient in many foods and drinks, most popularly known to be in Mountain Dew, but can also be found in tic-tacs.

An Urban Myth states that this shrinks your testicles.

Not to be confused with Maroon 5.
Samantha: "Why are you drinking that Mountain Dew, don't you know it has Yellow 5 in it?"
Andrew: "Do you honestly think they would sell a product that shrinks your testicles and not even put a warning label on it, or even sell something like that at all?"
Samantha: "Oh... I never thought of it that way"
Yellow 5 by Brass Monkey April 21, 2005
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yellow 5 

tartrazine, a synthetic, yellow dye used in many food products and attributed to hyperactivity in children
Yellow 5 is used in mountain dew so much that it led to the development of an urban legend about it causing the testicals to shrink.
yellow 5 by Light Joker January 2, 2006

Yellow 5 

Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.
I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.
Yellow 5 by digerra December 25, 2005

yellow 5 

food coloring that shrinks ur testicles.
thank god those free cookies at the supermarket said yellow 5 free. now i dont have to worry about my testicles shrinking.
yellow 5 by moon August 1, 2004

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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