Ya Mum

a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?"
"YA MUM"

"Yo fat mole"
"YA MUM"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"
"YA MUM"

"what were you doin last night?"
"YA MUM!"

by Bend Over June 8, 2004

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

Ya Mum

refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums ass ya mums penis ya mums boobs

Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert

by Mr. wank September 27, 2006

Ya Mum

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

by jennifer robinson December 5, 2003

Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019

Ya Mum

A insult often used in jokes such as the following:

Your mums so fat when her peeper went off they thought she was reversing.

by jennifer robinson December 5, 2003

Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

by Goon February 14, 2004