Ya’ll’d’n’t’ve

The offical song of r/decreasinglyverbose

Dude 1: ''Ya’ll’d’n’t’ve'' is my favorite song!
Dude 2: YEah, it can't get out of my mind.

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you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

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THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

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The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

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a 5 part contraction of "you all would not have"

Teacher: *leaves the room*
7th grade class: *flips desks over as a prank*
Teacher: *reenters* Y'all'dn't've done that if I was in the room!

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You all wouldn't have.

I swear to god, y'all'dn't've gotten laid if I didn't pay them, bro.

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you all could not have

y’all’dn’t’ve been this swag if you were half as iconic as me, sis.

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