Youngman

A paragon of social commentary. One who must think of everything. Looks fabulous in blue.

A: Someone should put together a dog's love of used maxi-pads and dog treats and brand it MaxiSnax®.

B: You are a true Youngman...you really do think of everything.

by holby2 August 23, 2011

youngman

A term used by gay males meaning an object of desire. Used in the book "City of Night" by John Rechy. Also in the song YMCA by the Village People.

'Youngman, there's a place you can go...to the Y-M-C-A!'

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008

Henny Youngman problem

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."

I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.

by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

Brayden Youngman

A charming young lad. The Child of Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps (If Judy Hopps had orange fur or Nick's fur coloured Genes). The smartest out of the few but not the brightest when he drinks other's puke. (bad rhyme).

"I love Brayden Youngman, I wanna marry his pubes"

by DB409 May 12, 2022

Young man'd

Verb When a security guard, teacher, principal, or any other school official with small but self-imagined authority at school (typically in the cafeteria) addresses you with a loud "Young man," usually after you have just thrown food, sat or stood on a table, put a hat on, used a phone/iPod, had sagging pants, or committed any other mild offense. After being "young man'd," one is either given a warning, a detention, or in worse cases, told to "come with me," where a trip to the office, a call home, and/or suspension follows.

"Hey dude I could have started an awesome food fight at lunch if I hadn't gotten 'young man'd' by that annoying security guard."

"It was so funny when that kid tried to start a flash mob by jumping on the table but instead was 'young man'd' by the principal."

"Ha ha he just got 'young man'd' ".

by ShHtsFoReal14 November 8, 2011

Youngan

means young person.

- a way of calling out to someone that is young. Similar to jit.

Aye what is that youngan doin?

by Badass Jit January 24, 2021