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YELLING AT EACH OTHER 

It is how you put a lot of work into a relationship and we finally have role models.
IMELINDA, asks BILL "can you tell me , your spending , ALL YOUR TIME!!!! onnnnn GOOD READS and not looking at ME , won't say ( under her breath, YOUR DICK FARM!!!!),BILL, that STUPID FOUNDATION SHIT!!!!, ,CLIMATE CHANGE CRAP!!!, I won't be around," , IMELINDA, name the last time we FRENCHED!!!!, and if you want climate change , then WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR DICK FARM!!!!, HUFFing", I met these awesome ASSHOLES on AI on my GOOD READS , we read BILL'S mind , DEMONSTRATIVE SELF CONVERSING so I said, nah never, I am pushing a wheelbarrow , I just went to BEND OR, what you saying BILL, SHOOT ME WITH YOUR AI(LOVE MANDARIN), listen BILLY BOY, as you cranking WE CAME AS ROMANS , as you are ALBUQUERQUE ,NEW MEXICO DAYS as being MISFIT , as IMELINDA, you miss PAUL don't you????, I did hear you playing , JAMES BROWN , TURN ME ON I'M A SEX MACHINE yes BILL, "WHAT THE HELL you gonna do with your PUSSY when we divorce, "as you know how possessive I AM , remember the INTERNET EXPLORER DAYS, those dumb asses , had quite a time getting rid of INTERNET EXPLORER , as making impossible, " when I came upon that idea, I grabbed that PISSIVATOR so I would not PISS MY PANTS with SHIT AND GIGGLES, " what is cool is now you are giving away your MICROSOFT PACKAGES for gratis, ,well IMELINDA that is part of the DIVORCE SETTLEMENT as you know me IMELINDA , GOOD READS!!!?? and that's as I enjoyed YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!!!, it is work well done for our relationship, is YOUR DICK FARM closed IMELINDA?"
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004