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Like wood, usually in appearance. (Greek origin).
The synthetic surface of the dining table had a beautiful xyloid finish.
Xyloid by John UK April 25, 2022
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n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong
Dude, this song is a simple melody. It can easily be xylodonged!

Hey, dude, can we do a xylodong duet?
xylodong by Buck Futter, Jr. April 30, 2014

Xploiding 

When a GM abuses guild loot systems to ensure he gets BiS Tank & DPS Gear in Addition to TWO Legendaries. Then proceeds to nuke the guild.
"Damn bro, that guild blew up overnight! "
Yeah man, I heard the GM was Xploiding or some shit.
Xploiding by GrobMob January 6, 2021
A person who is committed to self-improvement and driven by a clear goal and a sense of purpose to reunite their present self with their best self.
Muhammad Ali's tireless pursuit of excellence in the boxing ring, unwavering self-confidence, and deep sense of purpose outside of the sport, made him a true xyloist and an inspiration to generations.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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