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Like wood, usually in appearance. (Greek origin).
The synthetic surface of the dining table had a beautiful xyloid finish.
Xyloid by John UK April 25, 2022
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n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong
Dude, this song is a simple melody. It can easily be xylodonged!

Hey, dude, can we do a xylodong duet?
xylodong by Buck Futter, Jr. April 30, 2014

Xploiding 

When a GM abuses guild loot systems to ensure he gets BiS Tank & DPS Gear in Addition to TWO Legendaries. Then proceeds to nuke the guild.
"Damn bro, that guild blew up overnight! "
Yeah man, I heard the GM was Xploiding or some shit.
Xploiding by GrobMob January 6, 2021
A person who is committed to self-improvement and driven by a clear goal and a sense of purpose to reunite their present self with their best self.
Muhammad Ali's tireless pursuit of excellence in the boxing ring, unwavering self-confidence, and deep sense of purpose outside of the sport, made him a true xyloist and an inspiration to generations.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019