Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021
A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.
Hey Xander!!
by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 29, 2018
Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.
by inkweaver October 22, 2019
The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus
by caretyulez224 April 7, 2021
Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3
by Can'tTELLu May 21, 2019