Xanathan
Xanathan is a short little bitch boy with terrible on account of his giant dick pulling him down to the earth.
Xanathan is a massive fucking nerd who is so down bad for fictional characters that they crumble on the inside.
He cant pull for shit and is a forever maidenless geek but its fine bc he has a good sense of humour.
Xandathan is addicted to diet coke and is very likely over 90% just diet coke, like seriously, its an issue, its scary, they need to slow down, your starting to morph into a coke can, Its creepy.
Xanathan is at the very least a secsee little piece.
Xanathan is a massive fucking nerd who is so down bad for fictional characters that they crumble on the inside.
He cant pull for shit and is a forever maidenless geek but its fine bc he has a good sense of humour.
Xandathan is addicted to diet coke and is very likely over 90% just diet coke, like seriously, its an issue, its scary, they need to slow down, your starting to morph into a coke can, Its creepy.
Xanathan is at the very least a secsee little piece.
Person1: Hey Xanathan!
Xanathan: It's Xander, dude
Person1: haha, you're so funny Xanathan.
Person1: so..... No head?
Xanathan: It's Xander, dude
Person1: haha, you're so funny Xanathan.
Person1: so..... No head?
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