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Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time
"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!
Wunderground by Doddi September 15, 2007

Speedy Wunderground Neek 

Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)

Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.
Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."

Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.
I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.
Wonderbrow by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

Wonderblow 

A blowjob worthy of film or even praise. This blowjob is SOOOO GOOOD its a wonder. Perhaps the 8th wonder of the world. Any guy who gets a wonderblow is truly a lucky guy, and can be considered the man. Wonderblows are strictly administered by really hot chicks who are wonderful at blowing. Wonderblows do not mean a girl is good at blowing kisses, a wonderblower would typically drool when blowing anything.
sexaddict69: Hey man, did georgia blow you last night?
Jonesguy14: Yeah dude, she was fuckin' amazing. Perhaps even a wonderblower
sexaddict69: O rrllyy!?!? I thought she was a nerdy bitch who never smoked a dick.
Jonesguy14: Apparently not, that was a true wonderblow!
Wonderblow by SealingPhan April 17, 2009

Underbrow 

Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).
Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.

My girl braided my underbrow.

I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
Underbrow by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

wonderblowmen 

An insult used to describe a woman of ill repute aka hoodrat that wants to jump in peoples business like she is some kind of superhero. Usually butting into business she has over heard
(a guy talking to his friend at a party) Hey man that girl i saw you talking to is a skank. (Hoodrat) Uhh uhh dont you be talking about my girl that way. (guy) Hey I wasnt even talking to you why you gonna jump in my conversation like your wonderblowmen everyone knows you a ho too.
wonderblowmen by masterbruce26 July 10, 2011