Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)
Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.
Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."
A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.
A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.
I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.
A blowjob worthy of film or even praise. This blowjob is SOOOO GOOOD its a wonder. Perhaps the 8th wonder of the world. Any guy who gets a wonderblow is truly a lucky guy, and can be considered the man. Wonderblows are strictly administered by really hot chicks who are wonderful at blowing. Wonderblows do not mean a girl is good at blowing kisses, a wonderblower would typically drool when blowing anything.
sexaddict69: Hey man, did georgia blow you last night?
Jonesguy14: Yeah dude, she was fuckin' amazing. Perhaps even a wonderblower
sexaddict69: O rrllyy!?!? I thought she was a nerdy bitch who never smoked a dick.
Jonesguy14: Apparently not, that was a true wonderblow!
An insult used to describe a woman of ill repute aka hoodrat that wants to jump in peoples business like she is some kind of superhero. Usually butting into business she has over heard
(a guy talking to his friend at a party) Hey man that girl i saw you talking to is a skank. (Hoodrat) Uhh uhh dont you be talking about my girl that way. (guy) Hey I wasnt even talking to you why you gonna jump in my conversation like your wonderblowmen everyone knows you a ho too.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."