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When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

Wrinkle dick by partycockboy February 25, 2011

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Wrinkle dick

A Penis that's worn out from to much Sex or Masturbation or of a Old man

Me: Send me a Nude Pic of you
Him: Sends the Pic
Me: Boy ya Wrinkle Dick Ass
Him: I aint got no wrinkle dick

Me: Starts Laughing

Wrinkle dick by MsOldsoul January 27, 2016

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dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

dick wrinkle by clarke111 January 11, 2012

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Dick Wrinkle

A wrinkle on your dick.

Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles.

Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too.

Dick Wrinkle by Jacob Edwards Bitches October 16, 2008

Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

Dick Wrinkle by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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