Wow... 

Used to express disbelief, typically when someone does something pitiful or acts desperate. Similar to whoa

"Johnny just took a crap in the urinal."
"Wow..."

Wow... by pee-eye-em-pee April 20, 2007

WOW 

an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.

Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW

WOW by skinny mini May 23, 2019

wow 

The most dangerous word a man can hear in an argument. One that means he has simultaneously lost the argument and his relationship.

Man "So this is all about you? I don't ever remember the last time we did something I wanted to do."
Woman "Wow"
Man "I'll have my stuff out tomorrow"

wow by andersna75 March 20, 2016

WOW 

Stands for "Words Of Wisdom".

See, that right there is just...WOW!

WOW by bitstripslang April 27, 2016

wow 

a term used for sarcasm or if you don't like someone or something that someone says. or an expression of happiness.

"I hope I never lie to him"
"Wow, really?"

"Oh yea i'm going out with your boyfriend"
"Wow."

"WOW! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!"

wow by TiffanyLeigh October 28, 2009

wow 

the word "wow" can be used when somebody says something stupid, when you realize something you should've known a looong time ago, when you are told something unexpected, when you are insulted very very badly, whenever someone says something pervy and stupid, when you see something amazing, when you are kissed..XD, and just whenever you feel like it. WOW!

aand now for some examples:

"the sky is blue!!" "wow."

"dudee!! ur supposed to write with a pencil!!" "ohh really??" "wow. just wow."

"im pregnant!" "wow."

"you follow your own poopy!!!" "wow."

"eddy sucks gab's dick!" "just wow."

*sees something amazing* "wow."

*kisses* "woow."


"WOW...JUST WOW..!"

wow by mz. zoi February 21, 2009

WOW 

Short for Whipped, Owned and Wrapped. Refers to when a guy is so totally dominated by a woman that he is whipped and owned by her and wrapped around her finger.

Jerry is totally WOW'd by Niranjana

WOW by Neerabix March 7, 2010