Workin' On Work 

Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.

What are you doing?! Workin' on Work

Workin' On Work by WorkinDave July 13, 2007

Im workin on it!! 

Famously sputtered by the infamous chris chan while his Dad (Bob) Was demanding him to "Take down the internet!" This was more evidence of chris' heavy laziness.

Bob Chandler: Now get that god d* Stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: Im workin on it!! I wAs mAKiNG a YouTuBE VIdeO!

Im workin on it!! by Thishandleisntinuse May 31, 2020

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

working on a package

Getting drunk.

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.

working on a package by Beatrix_hanzo March 30, 2016

Working on Laptops 

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).

Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"

Working on Laptops by DudeA October 28, 2009

Working on the boat 

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".

Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.

Working on the boat by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

I'm working on it

A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.

John: "How's the project coming along?"
Jane haven't done much: "I'm working on it."

I'm working on it by Cooc June 19, 2008