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word police 

A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.
Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"
word police by Mike Larkin April 30, 2006
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Word Police 

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness
Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"
Word Police by pie r squared October 16, 2020

N-word police

The n-word police are the greatest kind of police. We are the strongest kind of people and we stand for no racism. Anyone who says the n-word and is not black will be unwillingly and painfully circumcised. You have been warned.
White person: n*gga
N-word police: *puts white person in van* get ready to loose ya pee pee
N-word police by Nignigmark69 April 6, 2019

N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.
White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026