word police

A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.

Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"

by Mike Larkin April 13, 2006

Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

N-word police

The n-word police are the greatest kind of police. We are the strongest kind of people and we stand for no racism. Anyone who says the n-word and is not black will be unwillingly and painfully circumcised. You have been warned.

White person: n*gga
N-word police: *puts white person in van* get ready to loose ya pee pee

by Nignigmark69 April 6, 2019

N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019