Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you
Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."
"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)