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Wookie Mistake 

Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you

Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."

"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."
Wookie Mistake by rabidduck457 December 18, 2008

wookie mistake 

gang symbol used by teens in PA
boy was he ever wookie mistaked

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026