A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."
"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
by The Reverend Alex February 19, 2003
Is a teen or young adolescent who comes from a well privileged family and not brought up in a life of crime/drugs but just to be spiteful does dumb shit like going to prison and end up losing their inheritance.
by Pookahontas January 23, 2018
How they turned Silvanas Windrunner from an ethnically diverse person to an extremely white person in World of Warcraft is so wonderbread.
by Odielag December 16, 2022
1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2022
A burn. Calling someone out. A good retaliation. Or to knock someone on the ground after giving them a good hard hit.
Girl 1: You're such a bitch!
Girl 2: Oh yeah? *Punches girl 1 in the face* You just got wonderbreaded!
Girl 2: Oh yeah? *Punches girl 1 in the face* You just got wonderbreaded!
by Willowsid77 December 23, 2009
when someone is unemployed or barely making ends meet, they are usually hoping or 'wondering' when they're going to make more money or enough to live without worrying about their finances.
Guy1: Hey man, how's it going since you got canned?
Guy2: Man, I'm "wonderbreading", right now, but have an interview next week.
Guy1: Whadda ya mean?
Guy2: I'm wondering when Ima make some more "bread".
Guy2: Man, I'm "wonderbreading", right now, but have an interview next week.
Guy1: Whadda ya mean?
Guy2: I'm wondering when Ima make some more "bread".
by Ober_G October 5, 2009